Rhiannon NO. 1 SB Fan
What is with Caitlins abilty to have everyone in the world love her one minute and won't let anything bad happen to her and then the next have them hating her and trying to take her baby? She is a major smurf and is an even worse actoress than the last one. Why does Awsome Annie talk to herself and have a major thing about hell fanasies and of course the clasic eight (?) in the bed one? Does she have no friends and is the only one who listen to her endless drivel? Ben the most gorgeos man alive, why must he be doomed to spend his life whith either Meg or Maria, I mean, what a choice. I want to know how come Micheal can look so nice without the clothes and yet when he puts them on (take the black and white jacket at dinner for example)he looks absolutely gross. Gabby should leave Antonio alone and go back to Ricardo they're both as dumb as each other while Antonio is perfect (execpt for a tiny lapse in judgement where Gabi is concerned)
I would really love to know why, with so many TALENTED actors and actresses out of work, the show hired this talentless bunch of losers - why? There are in my opinion only three members of the cast who can act - Bette, Antonio and Emily, and the rest are hopeless. The cast were hired for their looks, I hear you say, but if this was the case how did Scabby Gabby get on the show? She has absolutely nothing going for her! I thought of the casting couch but hey no way - if she offered anyone ... er, favours, they'd fall about laughing! I reckon she and Caitlin went to the same "acting" school - they both use manic stares and wild eyes all the time. I know - it must have been "adopt an insect" week when Gobby had her audition and that's how she got the part!
Just one more thing: why does Gobby keep having to remind us that the tape is of her and Antonio making luuurrrve! We know what's on the tape, we are not as dense as you so you don't have to mention it every 5 seconds.
I am sorry I have to say it: could Cole possibly lick his lips more often than he does? Has anyone else noticed this irritating little side of his character? And strange eyebrows seem to be a requirement in order to get a part on SB, for example Olivia's right one has a life of its own ands is always twitching and Meg's are far to long, I am sure she is growing them so they meet up with her hair.
Also, can someone tell me where Spawn Shawn is supposed to live? He didn't appear to have a home until he moved back in with Gregory. Also, could Amy's eyes possibly be any more bulgy? She looks like a frog!
Finally, someone should shoot Emily's hairdresser for that awful curly wig that she had to put up with for the day that was Trey's birthday which somehow lasted a week. God, I could go on for ever!
How come Cole's hair is still covered in gel even after he's only just got out of the slammer? It's bad enough when it's explainable!
SMEG IS GOING AT LAST IS SHE WET 'NO BEN I DON'T MIND IF YOUR EX WIFE LIVES WITH US' AND YOUR CHILD AND HIS NANNY IN FACT WHY NOT LET HIS UNCLES N GRANNY MOVE IN TOO. PLUS SHE HAD THE BIGGEST A**E IT DOESN'T MATCH HER TOP HALF DESPITE THE BOOB JOB. GO MAKE YOUR MOVIE AND LEAVE BEN TO THE EQUALLY PHYSICALLY STRANGE DUMBO WHO IS AS MAD AS A BOX OF FISH.
The most bitchest of all is Maria. I can stand that stick. I mean she is the most annoying one of all, she can't act. She put her nose where dosen't belong and that funny faces she make is terrible. i mean where did they get her from if in the ocean, you can do better the that! Even a dolphin will do. Ben and Meg 4 ever. they look better together.
I agree with whoever said a cardboard cut -out could replace Ben- couldn't have put it better myself! What the hell was Jerry Springer doing appearing for real? Does he have a pash for the actress who plays Annie or something. That was completely crap. Nice to see Maria standing up to Ben and saying she wants to move in as well. Love to see the look on Smeg's face when she gets to hear about it...I am wondering when Caitlin is going to get a change of outfit-that sleevesless number must be getting a bit smelly by now. And speaking of smelly, how come we never see Trey's nappy getting changed? maybe that's when they bring in the other Trey. My god, couldn't they have chosen two babies who actually look alike. Instead they've got ugly and extremely ugly. Mind you they still outshine Caitlin in the talent stakes every time
Aaarrgggghhh - Spawn, what a vile specimen he is, not only is he an appalling actor, he is singularly unattractive and has the worst story lines possible (which is saying something in Sunset Beach terms). Why would Amy want him back? To drag him off for some acting classes & plastic surgery?
Well where do I start? Firstly I cannot abide Smeg, she really is vile. just how understanding can a person be? And why are her eyebrows so uneven? And what do her & Maria see in Ben? He is SO tedious, humorless, far too hirsute (hence those long sleeve shirts he insists on wearing all the time), he cannot act, has no personality & must surely qualify for Cliche of the year award. How can someone as wooden & one dimensional as him possibly have 2 women (2 if you count Annie) in love with him? I think Ben should dump Smeg, send her back to Kansas, & liven his personality a bit by doing some horizontal tango with Maria. Mind you she's probably better off with Derek, at least he has some personality & life in him. My favourite characters have to be Annie & Gregory, they're highly amusing. Least favourite has to be Smeg & Sarah, the ugly sisters & Hank the appalling actor & most repetitive character, oh well at least it cuts out having to learn too many lines.
Well what a delight that is to read, and how lovely to find that so many of you hate Smeg, the stroppy cow. As for Bin, is he in a permanent strop or what? And he's a control freak to boot. How can he fancy moo-cow Meg when he has Maria. Please let them get back together and let them employ Tess as a permanent nanny so we never have to see Bokey "You're not my momeeeee" Benjy. Where did they drag him up from? He's just a device to lead to more close-ups of smeg looking drippy and unhappy. So far the only protest we have had is an "Oh, please, no" when bokey Benjy turned up. If she was able to voice her obvious resentment I might not hate her so much. But god forbid she was to stand up to Ben, the lord and master of all he surveys...
Sara and Casey, oh yuk,please quit it with all the tongue sarnies. Casey is so thick and wholesome and she is so ugly. They are boring boring boring and pointless also. Annie is great, I love her, tho "Murderer for a Day" has dragged on a bit too long, It has to be the worst of Annie's fantasies, tho I'm sure it was the most fun for the cast. Cole's new hair isn't half crap, he looks like a schemie, and what the hell is going on with Caitlin and her father? That isn't healthy if you ask me...poor little Bimbi just takes the words from Gregory and throws them at Cole wholesale. Like now she's free of Cole I thought she might have developed a mind of her own but hey no such luck!
Well done Antonio for dashing Guffy Gabi's hopes - you can tell she was longing for him to run off with her but he wants to stay a priest. Good, cos he's gorgeous. tho all those thousand stares of his are getting to be a bit much. Well that's all for now. You'd never guess that I love this show would you??!!!
I hear that Monika Lewinsky is going to be appearing on SB in the future. I think there should be a competition for "Fat Look-a-likes" Monika is a fat Meg look-a-like!!!!
I just thought I'd say that I've been watching SB for over 18 months now but still haven't seen Ben change his expression. They could bring in a cardboard cut-out of him and no-one would notice! I think he should be paired up with Scabby Gabby - they both have hairy arms and both have greasy, tatty hair. No, what am I saying, that's not fair - even Ben doesn't deserve that deformed little pygmy!!
Gobby has to be the one and only bitch. Oh yeahbeside Dumbo I mean who goes around drowning at the site of divorce papers.
Someone should give that Tyus guy an award. As well as carrying out paternity tests, being around the psychiatric ward and attempting to deliver Vanessa's baby, he's also found the time to find a cure for Martin's Syndrome! He must be seriously multitalented, because as you are probably aware, there are never any loopholes in the plot!
Andy the Great
Please get rid of Scabby Gabby! This vile little creature is without doubt the most unattractive woman I've ever set eyes on! Why do they show so many close ups of her, don't they realise that she makes us feel sick?!!!
Meg Cummings is the biggest bitch in SB! Why doesnt she just go back to CANSAS?? And get out of ben & Maria's lives? She just lives off of Ben, and she gets jelous so quickly. I wish Derek could come back and Hack her to death!
Will someone please do something with that awful child Benjy! He can't act, he doesn't even look like Maria or Ben and he is really annoying. Francessa has let me down, I thought I was in for a really dramatic death scene, but no, she has to go all weepy and soppy and beg Father Fit's forgiveness. A great let down, I'm afraid.
Ricardo - Just how stupid can a detective be?
I'm sure that Francesca is going to come back as a ghost and haunt the whole SB cast! it's just such a SB thing to happen!!! btw i still love Antonio and HATE Gabbi, Caitlin, Meg, Maria etc.!!!
Heather Queen of Sunset Beach
Somebody join me on MURDERING SARAH! What an ugly bitch, bungalow suits her. With all her 'oh my casey, your too good for me"s then the only thing she does show is a bit of intelligence! And MEG! ISNT SHE JUST THE SMURFIEST CREATURE ON EARTH? Ok, PERFECT STORYLINE:- BEN kicks MEG out and get back with MARIA, so MEG runs to CASEY and he leaves SARAH, who get together with TIM. Bring FRANCESCA back to life and get her with AJ, and OLIVIA can swap places with FRANCESCA in hell. ANIIE can stay with GREGORY coz there noth so evil, COLE can piss off and find some sexy wench (i.e. me) and CAITLIN can get with RICARDO so that GABBY can get with ANTONIO! Perfect!!
How COULD these stupid writers of the show send franchesca away!!! she is the only one along with antonio, making the show interesting or rather watcheable...now what are we left with? caitlin stupid doll with no brains.. meg annoying bitch with the same lines EVERYDAY she doesn't have anything else to say but 'I love you ben with all my heart' she is so I'm-so-stupidly-understanding..Also i can't stand ricardo, how come he is a detective he even can't see the visible fireworks between antonio and gabi.. he deserves to be dumped because of his stupidity And because of his monkeylike looks. YOU GO ANTONIO!-he is the MAN-
Their UK 'Bitch': I am so sick of the sight and sound of that revolting little slut Gabby that I've decided to compile a list of all the things about her that I hate the most: 1. Her pathetic scrawny little child's body - what a joke!
2. Her voice. It really grates on me.
3. The way she laughs, it sounds so forced.
4. Her sad hair. Whatever she tries to do with it, it still looks a tatty mess!
5. Her ugly face. She looks like an insect on dope.
6. Her large head, it looks as if its too big for her body.
7. Her funny boggly eyes.
8. Her dreadful dress sense. Mind you, when you look like her it must be very difficult to find clothes that look right.
9. Her nasty selfish nature.
10. She's always poking her nose into things that don't concern her and eavesdropping.
I HATE HER! If any of the SB scriptwriters are reading this, please, please PLEASE either let her be murdered (preferably brutally) or let her commit suicide. She's obviously mentally unstable so suicide is definitely an option.
Scabby Gabby - where the hell the the show's producers dredge this revolting little bitch-insect from? There's something really dirty and malevolent about her and I'd love to see Ben's evil twin return and hack her to death with his pickaxe.
Please, please please, will something shoot Smeg!!! I think she should have been killed along with Franchesta. She is one of the most annoying characters on the show, and if I was Sara I would slap her the next time she steps near Casey. Also, I have an idea how to resolve the Antonio/Gabi/Ricardo thing. Kill Ricardo. Simple, solved. Really if you had the choice who you rather prefer ? Sleazy Ricardo or heavenly Antonio!!!
Why do all the guys fall for sappy girls like Meg and Vanessa, and never for the fun ones.For instance, no-flab Gab never got a date until she reformed, and now she's got the gorgeous Father Fit AND old Thichardo after her. Why don't they drop her and go for Annie instead. Annie only ever has flings with deadbeats like Eddie and Tim, and even Gregory never cared about her. He's too fixated on Caitlin - another goody goody. (I bet she didn't even have the nerve to killFranchesca).
I can't stand that silicone implanted Annie!!!! She is evil. what is she still doing with Greggory? surely he's had enough of her by now. He should get back with Olivia- the woman he loves and the man she loves. Why oh why did she have to steal Trey -we wouldn't be in this mess otherwise!! Please get rid of her and lets see Olivia and Greggory back together before she gets it together will creepy AJ. Please can we find out who Trey's real father is!! Let's get rid of Caitlin too. She can't act and is really annoying me now. She keeps getting more evil and is totally off her head.
HOW COME WHEN TRAY IS THE MOST LOVED BABY THAT EVER WAS BY EVERYONE ALL THEY MANAGED TO DO TO CELEBRATE HIS FIRST BIRTHDAY WAS TAKEN HIM TO THE LOCAL CAFE? THEY DIDN'T EVEN GET HIM ANYTHING, DID ANYONE SEE A PRESENT, CAKE ETC??
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