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Marie
First of all...why is Gabi always showing off her
chest and stomach? She's flat-chested and her rib cage pokes out.
Second... Madam Carmen is wayyyy annoying - who the heck is Gobby?
Third...Uncle Tobias - hello you idiots! He looks just like your
daddy! Fourth...Tess needs to quit wearing tight pants - enouggh said!
GOD BLESS TESS
It pisses me off that Tess is the only actress that
looks so great. She is the only female with all the necessities (ie
long blonde hair, slim figure, pretty voice, good face and expressions,
tolerable personality, etc.) Caitlin comes in second due to her
training bra chest. As for the others, Meg: You have quite a gut on
you Sarah: Your hair looks like shit Maria: Giraffe neck Annie:
Nubian queen lips Emily: Your skin looks ghastly in the beach
sunlight Amy: Why is your face so distorted?..........The rest of the
chicks I don't even want to waste time on. Tess should become the
spoksemodel for FINESSE because her hair is so lovely. That's the
beauty of Finesse, conditions more, conditions.........
Monika
BENJI NEEDS TO DIE A SLOW, TERRIBLE DEATH. ALONG WITH
BEN. benji is all chubby and annoying. him and his daddy need to
accidentally drown in the ocean or something. gabbi is a dumb slutty
bitch. meg just bitches and cries. olivia is one of the worst. i hope
she gets alcohol poisoning. why did they have to get rid of Cole? he
was the hottest one.i hope annie gets gregories money.
english SB obsessive
Lets just setttle this thing once and for all - as
sickening as they are when they're together, Ben "Hair sleeves" Evans
needs to get it on with Maria and leave Smeg Cum. for good, then she
can just run off with Casey - lets face he never really liked Sara and
Meg can't resist another girls man can she? As for Benji, he can join
Casper the friendly Ghost for company. Madam Carmen should just leave
her kids to mess up their lives, cos they never listen to her
anyway,oh! and she can rejoin Aerosmith as the Steve Tyler stand-in.
Hmmm, Vanessa and Michael should sue the hair/make-up artists for the
pan-stik-shock wig monsters they're made to wear.
JP in California USA
I don' t know why you people bitch about the things
on TV os much don't you have your own lives to worry about. I to love
SB but what happens is not for us to bitch about it for Entertanment.
It to bad that that all this bitching is gone to the wind now that SB
is going off the air. Hope that somehow or someway SB will come back I
am going to miss it.
notamegfan
Oh goody! The bitch is really back now! SW has
taken away what SP gave to Meg! Three more weeks of having to hear
that high-pitched, nails-on-a-chalkboard voice! And I cannot stand
what she does to her hands when she is upset all the time!
Lesli
What is so big about the fat little whining whore
Meg? All she does is bitch and cry, I think they need to kill her off.
I don't even want Maria and Ben together cause she can do so much
better, like that Jude guy. He's F***ing hot as hell. Annie is the best though, she is a coniving bitch and I like that
Cory
Gordon Thomson can marry me any day. My dream guy is
AJ. He's the perfect man on the beach. Handsom, rich, smart and
passionate. If I only knew him in person.
whycolewhy?
Why did Cole have to go do another show? He was one
of the best actors and I'm glad I'm not the only one that thinks that
Benji needs to go to school and stay out of Sunset Beach. Also if
anyone thinks that Maria is the bomb, tell her to get a new hairdo.
And new clothes, and a new makeup artist. Benji needs to shut up till
he goes through puberty.
Dirk
First of all David I don't care if you're gay, but AJ
is disgusting. ANNIE RULES!!! She's the hottest women ever created!!!
I hope she ends up with Gregory's estate, and I hope Olivia dies of
alcohol poisoning.
Finally the real Meg is back, although she's a bitch. She and Tess
just need to hookup or something. Is it me or does Tess look like she
does Porn.
I think Meg and Ben and Maria need to die....and let Tess keep Ben's
money, then kill off derrick.
PEOPLE!!! How can anyone like Ben, he is so NASTY...check out his
fingernail...their long and his hands look like a womans.
Annie need to get gregory's money and torture the rest of the
Richards family, starting with the loser sean, then Caitlin, then force Olivia to drink till she dies. She need to flush trey down the toilet, and benji while we're at it....
Neve
Damn Michael and that mouth!he is goodlooking but i
hate the way he sticks his damn lips out!!!!!!!and every line he ever
says is dripping with cheese. "Oh Vanessa baby i love you" no, no, no,
no,no,no just die!!!!!!!!! I HATE HIM!!! And damn whingy Meg i hate her too!! i just can't wait till Annie "superbitch" makes her cry again, the flat faced, silicone implanted cheif!!!!!DAMN HER AND HER BAD ACTING!!!!
marias#1fan
Where the hell is that connection you Ben/SMEG fans
keep talking about? She didn't think that kiss from Derek was that
bad, now did she! Shows how much she knows! She should just go back
to feeding the cows in Kansas. She can't even hold a candle up to
Maria. Maria, you go girl! And don't listen to any of those
SMEGaholics!
DAVID FEARON
I THINK THAT AJ IS SO FIT AND HE ALSO HAS A TIGHT
ARSE. MY DREAM DATE WOULD BE DINNER AT AJ'S HOUSE FOLLOWED BY A GOOD
BANG. AND TO ALL YOU PEOPLE WHO THINK I AM GAY SO WHAT, YOU CAN
KISS MY CHEDDRIES(BOODY).
(Well each to their own - webmaster)
Nina
REPULSIVE SLUT-BITCH GABI MUST DIE!!! I dont give a
damn about what happens to the other characters but I do want this foul stinking bitch to get her comeuppance!! She's so repulsive it's
incredible, hasn't anyone noticed how large her head is and how small
her pathetic TITLESS little body is? She's a FREAK!!! Was she
experimented on or something or did her sad body fall under a
steamroller but not her head? She's FOUL FOUL FOUL REPULSIVE REPULSIVE
AND STINKING!!! She has a witches's ugly flat face and LOTS OF HAIR ON HER ARMS!!! She cannot really be a woman!!! I HATE HER VOICE TOO. I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER AND WANT HER TO BE KILLED REAL SOON!!!!! die bitch and ROT IN HELL!!
(I think somebody had too much expresso - webmaster)
Me
Maria needs to die a painful death in front of the
brat son of hers. She can't keep her damn panties up for more than one
second. She just hop into bed with derek for f**k after f**k! SLUT! Yes she thinks he's her husband but still what a loser. I love Meg. F**k me Maria. If she had a brain she'd think something was wrong. Mutt is too dense for that
Anon
I hate all you Smeg fans!! Stop calling Maria a
mutt, smutt, slut, It, etc. You're all just jealous that you don't
look HALF as good as Christina Chambers! Shut up already!
Jennifer
I think that Ben and Maria shuld just get together,
plain and simple! I don't think that Meg deserves Ben. All Meg does is
bitch at Sara for causing all sorts of problems, I think Meg needs to
get off her high horse and realize that Ben and Maria are meant to be!
UK Girlie fan
Have to agree that you US guys are a tad obessed with
the Ben and Meg
thing. Is it true that Trey and the dog run away and start their own
show?
Damien
I hate Benji!! What happened to the dark haired Meg I
watched all summer. This new one looks like a bitch. I also don't
like Maria. She looks like a cartoon character. I recently started
watching Sunset Beach. Who's Derek that everybody is bitching about?
Yendi Caballero
I hate Maria,Benji and Tess they all have to disapper
oh yeah and Amy to she messes everything up. But Maria was in Bens past Meg and Ben belong together so Maria get LOST.
Kate
I can't stand Ben!!! Does he never wash his hair???
It's so disgusting!!! He really need a haircut!!!!
Death to Benji
He's ruined the show for me. That hideous voice that
sounds like my dog's squeeky toy - I cannot get to the mute button fast enough. I wish someone would put shove his pasty little body back into the tupperware bowl he must have come from. Let him carry on doing his ads as the Pilsbury Dough Boy - just keep his mug off SB!
nickole
Meg needs to stop f@#$ing everyone's man.And Annie is
cool because she's sneaky. Also has anyone noticed that Tray is two
different little boys.
Lisa
I must say that Sara is the most annoying character
on the show. She can't act and she gets on my nerves every time she is on screen. She needs to take her ass back to Kansas. Gabi also needs to get a life. I hope she gets hers when Ricardo finds out about what she did. You cant forgive someone for sleeping with a priest!
KP
I really cannot stand Meg! Where does she get off
being so bitchy all the time? Like she's the only one who has
problems? Get real. Now she's living in the same place of the man her sister is in love with, knowing how he feels about her. What a bitch! If I hadn't already begun to hate her after she caused Maria's fall down the stairs, I would surely hate her now because of her "holier than thou" attitude she gives to everyone!
Mallory
Annie, Caitlin,Sara, Meg, and Cole need to all die.
What is wrong with Caitlin? She is in need for some psychiatric
therapy, and Cole is just an ass. Sara is a bitch. Just accept the fact that you will not have Casey and Meg will get whatever she wants. Get over it. And Meg, well, she needs to just get with Casey so Ben can get with Maria, which is the way it's supposed to be!
Soma chick
I HATE BENJI! why don’t we send him into Child Labour, working for Kathy lee Gifford. Therefore, he would die of exhaustion since making cheap wall mart clothes takes alot of effort(surprisingly..hehe), and that would be it. No more Benji...even seeing him in the intro is annoying.. I feel like shooting him!! ugh!!! and talk about bad acting!! Speaking of bad acting, what about Amy and Brad? Amy is such a bimbo and Brad is hideous!! If you want a cool blonde to play her part instead, get Goddess Darcy from the smashing pumpkins to play her role. She rocks! and by the way, Gabi is an ugly bitch. Annie kicks ass, Caitlin is such a goody, so is Vanessa, I hate Olivia!!!! Ricardo should die already...I’m sooo sick of seeing those gross flashbacks of Gabi and GORGEOUS Antonio getting it on. And Gregory’s stupid little role in the show now is so retarded!! And I cant stand Maria’s stupid faces that she makes!! AJ needs to be shot, Emily sucks, Sean is stupid, Meg is whiney, Casey is a fag...etc...hey is that everyone? Oh, I forgot!! AND TESS!! THAT UGLY BITCH! SHES SO STUPID!! Tim is gorgeous...Cole is GORGEOUS, ANTONIO-GORGEOUS....Michael, he's dumb hate BEN! Carmen is crazy, and what ever happened to Virginia? she was cool!!
Help Me
Maria sucks. She makes stupid faces that make her look retarded, Olivia is a whore, and Amy is annoying but cool. cuz she fights for who she wants.. so she’s ok.. and Sarah is annoying as hell.. always whining and her hick parents are stupid...Gabi is a bitch.. a slutty one too.. but she’s alright I guess. OH I HATE Benji. Why doesn’t someone put his head in a toilet and DROWN HIM??
MICHELLE'OTEXAS
First and foremost Annie is the best! Everyone hates
her because she makes known their sleazy affairs and it pisses them
off. Next, Emily... how gross. She acts like little miss perfect and it
makes me sick! I hope Amy steals away Sean. Last, I am so tired of
Olivia whining and yelling in every scene! She needs a drink... ;)
Theresa
I think that Katlin is so annoying and should get killed off. And Meg and Ben belong together.
Jason P
I think Ben should get back with Maria she is much better than that ugly fat dozey cow all way round meg looks like a fat small bouncy ball who has bounced from Kansas and in to Ben’s arms like a little sucker. I think Maria is much prettier and Knows how to act Ben is so stupid to leave Maria he hasn’t opened his and found what he is missing out on go one get him Maria.
People that need to jump off the pier
First these people should dive head first into a cup of water: Caitlin, Meg, Tess, and Benji Pier Jumpers: Ben, Tim, Maria The little boy who needs a time out: Benji